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I hate anime web based comics. I don't mean orignal ones, like MegaTokyo(but I do hate it), I mean like Naruto based ones. Like, fanfics that got turned into a comic. Oo-ahh! You saw someone elses art work and thought of a story where NAr-Jew-To and Saski fuck. As if people haven't been doing that with animes,shows,books, and other such orignal material. Fanfics and ripoff comics piss me off for the fact they get a following of their own fans for someone ripping off someone elses orignal work. As a note this excludes parody comics. Speaking of which, I get tired of webcomic people. A lot of webcomic artist get so full of themselves because they get like 100hits or more, but the deal is by making a comic about the cake being a lie, or random videogame(and anime) jokes you're bound to get fans. They also focus so much on printing new shirts and going to comic-cons rather then fucking updating! I mean, look at VGcats and Snafu. Every fucking week they don't update because they go to a con; their excuse is because the cons make money. So does ad revenue from people visiting your site, and buying from your webstore. The two people I can respect is the people of LICD. Even when Sohmer's cat died, and all the cons they go to, they update 7 times a week. They've done a total of 5 fillers and those're from them being sick and the cat's death(that was more so a memorial). They've met their updates for 5 years straight, and you gotta respect that. Then we've got people like Tim B^Uckly who up and out of nowhere went fucking crazy. He's done several shit to piss off his community and they still follow him like he's a god. On a side note, I still believe he sent that 12 year old girl a picture of his penis, because no one throws such a pussy fit if their innocent. Now for the final part:fans. Fans are the most annoying and obnoxious people in the world. They can spend hours, years,lifetimes debating which webcomic is better. Who's are is the best, which story is so prime, why the other sucks so much. Then they spend the time to raid other comic's forums, wiki's, and "offical wikipedia" pages. Honestly the internet is like a playground where everyone is fucking retarded and 6 years old. Then there's a few 12 year olds(retarded aswell) so the 6 year olds split up and follow the still retarded 12 year olds.
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Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job is perhaps the worst thing on TV. It IS the worst thing on Adult Swim; it's even worse then anime night. Fuck, how did this show last this long? Why do they even show it? They cancled good shows like Stroker and Hopp, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Perfect Hair Forever, Moral Orel, Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law, Homemovies, Minorateam, and other such program. That's all I wanted to say. The day this show gets cancled I will be extremely happy.
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Often these blogs come from my own observations, as a heads up. I quite often observe things and analyze such things. Now to continue on. I notice how people can watch, listen, or see something and laugh, I can too. I notice how people watch said thing over and over and over and over and still laugh, that I can't do. It boggles me how someone can watch, let's say, Chappelle Show over 10 times and still laugh. By then the jokes are played out, you know what's coming and what to expect, it should lose it's comedical value. Somehow, to the average person it doesn't. It seems watchign something even over 20,30, even 50 times it's still funny. Like, I love comedy, I love to laugh, but I can't watch or listen to a stand up act more then 3 times and still get a laugh. Maybe if I've not herd it in a few months or so, then yeah I can. I also hate when I get a comedy CD, or see a comedy act, and they repeat jokes. Now the "repeat jokes" is a two-fer one, let me explain. One way I hate the reaptition of jokes is that when they use the same joke over and over again. Like, they had this joke that was really funny. People love it, they quote it, and it's everywhere. So everytime you see their stand-up or hear their stand-up act they preform said joke. It bothers me that a comedian can cling on to a joke for so long. Then they try and change the joke and morph it around. Example: Jeff Foxworthy - He's famous for "You Might be a Redneck if..." jokes. The first time I herd them I laughed, but because he uses that so often it's not funny. It doesn't matter that there's new ones, aswell as old ones, it's just a played out joke. The fact is that he clings to that jokes. He refuses to let it go, aswell as his fans. Then, the second way of repition of jokes that I hate is litterally repeating the joke to make it "funny". I've seen comedians do this several times. They'll say a joke and maybe one, two, or no one laughs then they repeat the punch-line as if it'll make it funnier. That if maybe they repeated the punchline a second time more people would laugh. Sometimes they're cocky enough that the joke should've been a hit they'll repeat it a thrid or a fourth time, in hopes to get laughs.(Usually these are laughs of pitty.) Sure, sometimes it's neccessary. Like, if the joke was an outrageous hit and everyone's dying of laughter and it could've been hard to hear (for CD purpose) they can repeat it once everyone dies down, and the parts that were hard to hear because of the laughter. I also hate when comedians cling to an act. I can understand if you specialize in styles of jokes. Examples of style: Crude, political, racist, sexism, woman, and etc - Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, and Bill Engvall(A little bit) are prime examples of clingers. They cling to this redneck act as if they were to die if they didn't. I can understand genres, but jesus branch out. As a heads up, some of them aren't even "red necks" and those aren't some of their realnames (will be revealed later on in another subject). They use this way of making themselves ignorant, repuslive, retarded, and stereotypical to cashout when it's not even how they are. Maybe if they put enough time into their comedy routines as they did into the red neck facade maybe their acts wouldn't be shit(dis-reguard Engvall in that one. I actually like his non-redneck acts. He's done some.). George Carlin is an example of not hanging onto an act. He kept his material fresh, and he updated it with the times. Then there's the lying comedians that talk about their "life". Examples: Larry the Cable Guy and Carlos Mencia - Now Larry's name is not Larry. He picked that stage name up later on. His stand up from when he wasn't Larry the Cable guy was shitty aswell. Mostly because he wasn't confiedent in himself and he got little laughs. Even his accent is fake. A part of Larry the Cable Guy's routine is his affected Southern accent. He says in interviews and in his autobiographical book GIT-R-DONE that he deliberately "turns on" the accent both on and off stage, because he may forget it if he kept his normal accent intact. Infact, he's so addicted to this character that he uses it out in the public. It's like he's ashamed of his real life and wishes he was this redneck piece of shit.His real name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney. Next is Ned Arnel Mencía better known as Carlos Mencia, also he's Honduran not Mexican. He's also a comedian I've an issues with. He constantly repeats his jokes. You know how I mentioned how some will repeat them 2, maybe3 times? Well, he'll repeat it through the entire show every so often. I watched one of his stand ups and he made a joke about Sigfried and Roy getting attacked by their tiger. Talking about how fucking stupid you have to be to play with a live tiger, that a tiger is a trained killer. Then, everytime he made a joke about someone being stupid, or doing something stupid, he'd say and a tiger should eat them. Then everytime the auidence didn't laugh, or part didn't he'd say"See, some of you get, the others need to get eaten by a tiger right now." Then after a while he made a tiger noise and a clawing motion to signal the tiger eating people. He did that through the entire show. Then there were the rest of the jokes. How he'd go on forever, ever,ever, and ever about them 'till they weren't funny. Then every faimly party I went to they were refferencing it non-stop. Finally they got over it. Now, the final part of my comedy rant: fans. I hate fans. Like to make them selves feel better they come up with names are very extremist about the comedian they follow. They laugh at everything he says. For example said comedian could say,"Hi, how're you?" and they'd laugh. Jokes they don't get, and don't think're funny they'd laugh at. Then the non-stop qouting. Maddox went on about this before. About how people wouldn't stop qouting,"I'm Rick James, bitch!" and how it's funny when Dave said it, but not you. It's annoying and retarded when you say. So, shut the fuck up with the qouting of comedians. I don't care if you know the words to all their jokes. It doesn't make them funny when you say, and they lose their meaning when they get widespread repeated. Fuck. Now, here's a small one I can tack on as we're talking about funny stuff. I hate this current generation with "text speak"(though it use to be internet speak, then chat speak). It's also not funny when an older person, usually 31+, says "omg" or "pwnt". It's not. Ooo-ah, so they know lingo you think only people 25- know. You wouldn't believe the ammount of times I do stuff at school and when teachers give examples of how not to write they always say,"You know, don't go all OMG and LOL on me." then the class just bursts out laughing. Then there's always the question of,"How do you know about that?" I'm sorry, but teachers aren't brain-fucked retarded. Plus now it's become so much of our culture it's everywhere. Commercials, clothing, and Candy Hearts. Yes, I got a candy heart that said. "ILU" instead of "I love you". My teacher and I both agreed that was really pathetic. I say as a cultural group we need to fix that problem. Let's quit dumbing down typing. You know the second you get a job you can't type like that, so you might aswell learn to really type and spell correctly, or as correct as you really can. Also, colleges have said before that they're tired of getting college entrance essays in "text speech". I'm sorry, if you're dumb enough to write like that, then what the fuck? You need to go back to third grade. Second, if you're retarded enough to write like to a college for a college essay then you really don't need to be going to college. Untill you can realize that professionalizim requires correct typing, spelling, and a professional dressing style, you'll get no where.
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Meow!? |
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First off, if you'd like to comment on any posts in this website sign up for an account at www.elvenmonk.net/cutenews/. So to start, I orignally did not plan this post instead I had a cool post on Hitler and Nickelodean, but you get this. You want that Hitler one, don't you? So what's more important then Hitler and Nick? Preservation organizations. I FUCKING HATE THEM. Why? Because, they're ran by a bunch of fucking retards and their members assume they're automatically better by being a member. Also, they're pretty much bordering the line of terrorism some days. Sure, they are a good cause. You know, save the planet, save the animals, or save some other shit. They start out good, but lose their way. What I mean is, at first they're about helping, then they're just about anti-humanism. They go through anymeans to stop humans from doing what is neccessary to live if it affects their "protected" crap. Still sounding good 'till they lost their minds. What brings this up? PETA. The worst of all preservation organizations. You know, the animal people. The people who say it's wrong to abuse, kill, eat, muder, milk, or use animals. First off, let me point out how much a hypocrite PETA is. Did you know in 2007 PETA killed 90% of the animals they had in their care? Want you proof? Here PETA PROOF LINK. They, also for some magical fucking reason, want Ben and Jerry's to change their cow milk to breast milk. (LINK OF PROOF) Along side their other crazy and whacky things, they've the right to now ask that fish be renamed "Sea Kittens" (ONCE AGAIN PETA PROOF LINK) So, as if their last request wasn't dumb enough they now request this. However, if you go to the seakitten link I advise you to read the book. So, yeah, they're requesting we name fish to seakittens! How fucking dumb is that? Their goal is to get people to stop eating fish, well fish isn't high on the market to begin with (I mean sure it's a good seller but compared to steak or hamburger's it's nothing.). So, to name it sea-kittens probabally wouldn't affect current eaters, and maybe some new ones. The problem is that there are still some countries who main export is fish, and during this economic crisis, the last thing you want to do is hurt another country. Now, PETA has gradually been losing it. With their almost nude advertisements, slander, and retarded requests. Also, don't forget PETA says burgerly and arson are A-Okay if you're saving animals.Also that they have given money ($1500) to Earth Liberation Front (ELF) which has been designated a terrorist organization by the FBI during 2001. They have also donated money to Rodney Coronado, an operative of the Animal Liberation Front, who has been convicted of the firebombing of a Michigan State University lab on Feb. 28, 1992. They donated $45,200 to the Rodney Coronado Support Fund. I say it's time we over-throw PETA. Stop them, get rid of them, finish them off. When we're done with PETA the world will be aslightly better place, next on the list would be the world savers.
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