I gotta address something before I start this post. Last time I said you would be surprised about my next article because I considered it risky but not risky enough to where I couldn’t publish it. Well, it turns out I ran my mouth a bit too early. Had I published that article, which made it to about 2000 words and counting, before I decided to look into the potential legality of it, I could’ve violated speech laws in Texas. My website could’ve been shut down; after all it is hosted in Texas. So, y’know, I don’t need to break bullshit laws in Texas. I’m currently reading more into these laws and trying to figure out how I can discuss why I can’t publish that specific post. If I had the money to challenge the state of Texas I would 100% risk the article. I just can’t financially support protecting our first amendment right. If anything I’d bungle it and we’d lose more freedoms. Alright, let’s bitch about Christmas now.
It’s amazing how annoying people can make you go from not giving a shit about a cause to actively rooting for the cause to lose. In fact, it almost seems like if you want people to be against something you should start an annoying cause. *Cough* Just Stop Oil. *Cough* Oh but that’s just for liberal cucks, right? You strong conservatives never cry about oppression, cultural appropriation, or start annoying causes! Right? Why are you trying to act like y’all don’t bitch about the war on Christmas. Every. Single. Fucking. Year. The people who cry about the war on Christmas use the same exact tactics that they accuse the “secular liberal socialists” of using. What’s funny to me is everyone, including the so-called secularists, ignores the fact that Christmas started this shit. Since I was a teen I noticed Christmas decorations, songs, deals, and more were going up earlier and earlier. Ignoring other cultural holidays, and even national holidays. This is where people always want to interject that I am viewing this from an American lens, but where the fuck do you think this whole shit started? Where do you think most of the war on Christmas movement is? It’s in the US and the UK has to deal with the stupid shit we invented. Consider it payback for giving us the anti-vax movement. This isn’t going to be a piece on debunking the war on Christmas. No. It’s instead going to explain how y’all acting like the liberal cucks you claim to be better than has created an actual war on Christmas, and I’m all fucking for it. Stay in your lane, Cuckmas.
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