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You’ll never be king dick at an orgy

Posted on July 14, 2023July 14, 2023 by Joshua

One of the funniest things to me is when guys think they’ll be the winner whenever they ask for an open relationship or to go to orgies/swinger clubs. I am going to tell you right now. If you think you’ll be king dick and have the cream of the crop, you’re sorely mistaken. I saw a post about a wife complaining that her husband wanted an open relationship. He backed out of the idea when she decided to join Tinder and got hundreds of matches within the first day. He most likely had someone flirting at work with him and he thought his wife was used goods. Turns out he’s worth less than a pair of used gym socks and his wife is top shelf liquor.

 Even if you’re one of the people who moved overseas and think of yourself as “exotic” and thus “in demand” you’re nowhere near as in demand as your wife/girlfriend/lover. Sure, you may see all those YouTube videos about Asian women declaring white men as sexy, but they don’t mean old fat men. They mean in shape ACTUALLY attractive good looking dudes. Even ladies your age will have much younger men fawning over them, especially as mommy fetishes are the thing now. Remember, you’re not daddy. You’re creepy uncle Larry who everyone keeps an eye on during the holidays.

“Well, I’m young, fit, and attractive. I’ll clean house.” Wrong. Poly people are very intune with each other. Local scenes are pretty tight knit and they don’t deal with shitty people. I’ll admit I’ve never gone swinging/poly/to an orgy; I am monogamous. However, I have friends who are poly, open, swingers, and go to orgies regularly. If you’re confused why these are all different categories here instead of combined via slashes, then you’ll fail to do well in any of these scenes. Some of my friends who are overweight, but attractive, do really well in both the swinger and orgy scenes. This is because they’re nice and respectful; some are even super charming. A big mistake tons of guys make when entering either of these scenes is thinking they just get to fuck right away. No, you need to build a reputation. You need to be kind and gel with the people you’re about to share vaginal spaces with. If you’re a selfish prick you won’t be invited to the parties. If you creep people out, you won’t be invited. If you only show up to the fuck parties after being invited to one you’ll be kicked out. It’s a community. If there’s a potluck, or bowling event, you’re going.

 A lot of the king dick types don’t understand this, as well as regular dudes. Many guys think people just roll up and fuck who they want then bounce. No, you build friendships. You get to know each other. Finally, when you get to rearrange each other’s organs you don’t have much of a choice with whose organs you rearrange. If you’re always going for the hottest people, or refuse someone because you think they’re below you, then you’ll be kicked out. I don’t mean from the group you were in either. I mean all of them. These communities are pretty close knit and will tell each other if someone’s an asshole/creep/selfish prick. If you’re going with your wife/girlfriend/lover who is clearly uncomfortable then get prepared for her to get all of the attention. These groups are used to guys forcing their lovers into going, even if they don’t want to. If they catch this energy from y’all then your ass is going to be on the bottom of the totem pole, but your lover will be near the top. When y’all eventually get invited to the orgy she’ll be getting rearranged by the top dogs while you’ll most likely get the cuck chair to watch everyone and then finally get filthy fourths of your own wife before you get a chance with anyone else.

I’m sure you’re wondering why I am writing about this. Think of it as a warning to the idiots out there. As funny as I think it is for guys to end up super depressed because they’re reaping what they sow. I don’t think what happens to the family is funny. I’ve heard stories of guys committing suicide in front of their families, including the kids, or just blowing their brains out in the garage. You need to understand the reality of your situation. You are not king dick. The king dick not only looks better than you but is also a better person. Don’t ruin your family because you have a porn riddled brain. The same thing goes for women too who try to force this onto their husbands. You think it’ll be fun getting your insides rearranged until your husband decides to off himself or files for divorce. I’ve heard tons of stories from co-workers, and friends, who live one of these lifestyles. I’ve never heard a single good story about a king dick/queen pussy. Even here in Asia where people think they’ll clean house because, “Asian women love white guys”. If you think you’re a king dick/queen pussy then leave your lover instead of dragging out the pain.

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