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You’ll never be king dick at an orgy

Posted on July 14, 2023July 14, 2023 by Joshua

One of the funniest things to me is when guys think they’ll be the winner whenever they ask for an open relationship or to go to orgies/swinger clubs. I am going to tell you right now. If you think you’ll be king dick and have the cream of the crop, you’re sorely mistaken. I saw a post about a wife complaining that her husband wanted an open relationship. He backed out of the idea when she decided to join Tinder and got hundreds of matches within the first day. He most likely had someone flirting at work with him and he thought his wife was used goods. Turns out he’s worth less than a pair of used gym socks and his wife is top shelf liquor.

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